5 Reasons Why Reading This Blog Will Help You Get Laid

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There are an abundance of reasons why following this blog is not only a good idea, but the best idea ever. However, there is a super sexy reason to read Facets Of You – the blog you have found yourself at today. That is the fact that this blog will help you get lucky…you know, like in bed…with someone besides yourself. Check it out.

1. People of the opposite sex like intelligence.  If you’re reading this right now, you are looking sexy as fuck to someone – I mean it.

2. There are a plethora of interesting topics to bring up to that special someone featured here everyday. Plethoras are directly related to getting action in the sack if you know what I mean.

3. My words, when read aloud to the sexy creature of your choosing work as a subliminal aphrodisiac.  Trust me – it works every time…Most of the time.

4. Reading in general stimulates the most critical of all reproductive organs – the brain.

5. I am Batman. Well, not the batman, but I do have a batman costume so it counts.

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